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Steakpirate

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So one of my friends started a Facebook for his cat—which I thought was fairly preposterous.

To express my opinion of the sheer ridiculosity of the affair, I sent the cat (Sumo) a letter.

 

Dear Sumo,

 

I was hoping to continue our enlightening discussion on the social implications of ones' electing to eat processed kibbles or cat chows—rather than fresh, wholesome tuna—which is so surprisingly prevalent in the American cat population.

 

I hope my letter finds you and your family well.

Give me a call when you find some spare time in between romps.

 

Best,

 

 

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